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Beavis & Butthead - Virtual Stupidity

 These are the direct solutions to the game.  There are many other things to
 see and do for fun in the game which are not essential to the game's
 solution.  Take the time to talk to everyone and to explore every area.  You
 will not get penalized for doing  or saying things.  You'll know when you are
 supposed to use something in your inventory because it lights up red when it
 is correct.  Have fun!!

 HIGHLAND HIGH

 In science class, grab the washroom/hall pass off the wall.  Give the pass to
 the teacher.  Exit classroom.
 Go to the fountain in the hallway, pick up the chewed up bubble gum off the
 fountain.  Go thru the gym doors.
 Jump onto the springboard.  Jump again but direct the hand sign toward the
 pummel horse.  You should jump onto it.  It may take a few tries.  Jump back
 onto the springboard.  Butthead should jump up and grab onto the ladder.
 Climb up ladder.
 On the roof, look over the edge and you'll enter the mini game
 "Hock-a-loogie".  Hints:  every 10 points you get for hitting something, you
 get a big green loogies.  This is how you win the game.  Hock the green
 loogie on the principals head (using the right mouse button).  After
 returning to the game, pick up the stick, stick the stick into the fan.
 Climb in.  You'll return to the school's front doors, exit the school.

 THE PARK

 Go the park and talk to Todd's gang.  They won't say much now.  At this point
 you can play "Court Chaos" by entering the tennis courts.  Knock over the
 garbage can and pick up the flyer.

 AT HOME

 Answer the phone.  Pick up the magnifying glass (at this point you could
 return to school and use the magnifying glass on the anthill beside the steps
 to play Bug Justice, there are points in the game you can play this game).
 You can also watch some of the videos by watching television.

 THE STORE

 Go to the store, ask the clerk about Todd.

 BACK TO THE PARK

 After the squirrel dies, try to pick it up.  Talk again to the gang,
 eventually they'll ask you to get them some Burgerworld.  Exit

 BURGERWORLD

 Go to burgerworld and talk to the manager.  Ask for some food.

 BACK TO THE STORE

 Go the store and try to take some nachos.  Talk to Mr. Anderson, ask him
 about Nachos.  Ask him for a dollar.  Exit.

 VETERAN'S HALL

 Talk to Buzzcut.  Attempt to wash the tank, you won't do it.  Attempt to open
 the tank's hatch, you won't be able to now.  Talk to the hippy teacher,
 Vandreson.  Ask him about the sperm whales.  Exit.

 THE COFFEE HOUSE

 Talk to the girl at the front door, she won't let you by until you give her
 the flyer you got from the garbage.  Walk around the coffee shop, pick up the
 poetry book on the table in the far corner.  Talk to Wilber to find out about
 Open Mike Night.  Talk to Vandreson.  Drink coffee from the cups around the
 coffee shop.
 Have Beavis talk to the coffee guy, ask for more coffee.  After he leaves,
 use the coffee machine.  Beavis will turn into CORNHOLIO.  Exit.

 BACK TO THE VETERAN'S HALL

 Beavis aka CORNHOLIO can now open the tank's hatch, climb inside. After the
 video sequence, you'll end up in jail.

 JAIL

 Pick up the toilet paper and soap sitting on the sink.  Give the soap to
 Beavis. Leave the soap on the floor.  Talk to the guy sitting on the bed,
 he'll tell you about Todd, the quarter and have Beavis ask him about dinner.
  Pick up the keys after the guard gets it.  Use the keys in the jail door,
 you can now exit the cell.

 THE COURTYARD

 Talk to Kyler ( guy in the green shirt with the quarter), pick up the pillow
 beside him.  Walk around the courtyard.  Use the basketball to get rid of the
 guard on the wall.  Pick up the towel beside the lady guard.  Go into the
 insane wing.  Talk to the guy reading the book.  Pick up the blocks, the
 teddy bear, the camera  and open up the cabinet to find an electroshock
 therapy machine.  Exit the insane wing and return to your cell.

 BACK IN YOUR CELL

 Give the guy under the bed the bear, the blocks, the book, the toilet paper
 and the pillow.  Pick up the flash bulb on the cell floor that comes out of
 the pillow.  Use the flash on the camera.  Exit the cell to go back to the
 courtyard.  Use the camera with the flash on Kyler, you have to use it more
 than once to piss him off and start a riot.  When you are returned to your
 cell, use the keys to get out again.  Go to the courtyard and retrieve the
 quarter.  Return to your cell and give the quarter to the guy sitting on the
 bed.

 BREAKING OUT OF JAIL

 They're out but you have to get past the sleeping guard.  Use the
 electroshock machine on his chair.  Get onto the van.

 THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE

 To get the chains of Beavis and Butthead, look at the pile of wood next to
 them.  Pick up a piece of wood and use it on the chains.  You have use it
 once on the chains and then use it again for Butthead to have his "idea".
 After the video sequence and finding out what you have to do to get into
 Todd's gang return to the slaughter house.  Pick up Todd's license plate
 outside.  Go inside and pick up the steak on the floor.  Look at the killing
 machine, it on.  Turn the machine up by the knob to right on the lever.  Turn
 the machine on fast and let it go.  Pick up the axe spit out by the machine.
  Exit the slaughter house and go to the farm.

 THE FARM

 Talk to the farmer, ask him about Todd, the barn and why he talks funny.  For
 a laugh have Beavis go after the chicken and the pig.   Exit from the farm.

 BACK TO THE VETERAN'S HALL

 Talk to Mr Anderson, ask him about Todd and the remote.

 THE TAXIDERMIST SHOP

 Talk to the lady.  Pick the pen sitting on the counter.  Grab the rabbit to
 acquire some string.  Look in the box on the table and pick up a snake eye.
 Exit  and go to Beavis and Butthead house, use the string on the chewed up
 gum and fish the quarter out of the grate.

 BACK TO THE COFFEE HOUSE

 Talk to Wilbur and kick him off the stage, use the mike to play "Air Guitar".
  Go into the bathroom (to the left of the stage) and use your quarter to get
 a condom out of the machine.  Exit the coffee house.

 BACK AT BURGER WORLD

 Talk to the guy behind the counter.  Talk to Gina, ask her about Todd and the
 keys.  Pick up Gina hamburger and use it on the ceiling fan.  At this point
 you can pick up the food on the counter and use it on the ceiling fan, use
 the drive thru mic and for a laugh use the mic at the counter.  Go into the
 back and pick up the spatula on the counter.  Pick up the mouse for fun.

 BACK TO  THE STORE

 Use the condom on the air tank in between the gas pumps.  Exit and go to the
 school.  Talk to the janitor and ask him about the locker combinations.  Give
 him the blown up condom, exit and head to the jail.

 THE GATE TO THE JAIL

 Give the dog the steak, it won't work.  Give the dog the blown up condom dog
 and while he's busy use the clippers to cut his chain.  Pick up the hammer.
 Go down the tunnel.  Exit your cell and go into the insane wing.  Give the
 one eyed guy the snake eye.  Ask him about the book and he'll give it to you.
  Return to your cell and give the book to the guy underneath the bed.  Pick
 up his teeth and exit to the park.

 BACK TO THE PARK

 Look at the squirrel underneath the car, try to pick it up.  Touch the car
 and look at the Free Parking Sign.  To get rid of the car, use the pen from
 the taxidermist on the sign, after its gone pick up the road kill by using
 the spatula on the roadkill and the hammer on the spatula.  Pick up the road
 kill and exit to the taxidermist.

 BACK AT THE TAXIDERMIST

 Give her the roadkill and pick up the stuffed squirrel. Ask her about the
 bear.  Exit to the coffee shop to talk to Buzzcut.  Talk to Buzzcut.  To have
 him let you go, kick him in the nads.  You overhear the bear is at the
 Veteran's Hall, go there.

 BACK TO THE VETERAN'S HALL

 Look at the bear and have Butthead kick it.  Go around and look at the bear's
 butt.  Have Beavis stick his hand up the bear's butt, you have to do this a
 couple of times before the remote comes out. Now you have the remote so all
 you need is the keys which are in Gina's locker, so back to the school.

 BACK TO HIGHLAND HIGH

 Give the stuffed squirrel to the janitor.  Enter the gym and have Beavis jump
 on the rope.  Use the towel on Beavis to get him to go up.  Once at the top
 have Beavis use the axe to cut the rope.  After the video sequence look
 around the boiler room.  Pick up the can of paint by the sink.  Open the
 filing cabinet and take out the locker combination file folder.  Exit the
 boiler room.  Use the file folder and the lockers.  Gina's locker is number
 69.  Grab the keys and exit the school.  Head to the farm.

 BACK AT THE FARM

 Give the farmer the teeth and he'll leave.  Use the garage door opener on the
 barn and head that way.  You have to disguise the car so pull off the license
 plate and stick the one with Todd's name on the car.  Use the can of paint on
 the car.  Use the keys on the car.  After the video sequence ask Daria to let
 you out of the truck, but be nice.  Use the keys on the car again to drive
 away.